I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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