Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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