Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Less talking, more tequila
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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