So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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