I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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