just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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