Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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