How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
where am i from again
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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