Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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