i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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