can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Randomize
