This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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