how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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