Need sex. Gaining weight.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
he shaved USA in his pubs
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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