Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
MIDGETS
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I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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