we're chasing vodka with high fives
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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