as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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