even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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