Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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