you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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