so that wasnt chicken after all
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
