Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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