Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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