doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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