I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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