belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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