its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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