Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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