well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
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