I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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