Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Sacagawea was the original milf.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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