He kissed a someone with a penis
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
