there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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