it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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