I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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