yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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