lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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