What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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