yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I smell like Dick and happiness
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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