if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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