The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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