scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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