piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
They took my balls.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
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