marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
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