My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
false alarm, still single
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