Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
