carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
it was like eating out sand paper
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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