This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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