is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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