i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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