just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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